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Abou Hassan, the Wag. 

Haroun Alrashid, Caliph of Bagdad. 

Mesrour. 

Giafar, the Vizier. 

Master of Ceremonies. 

Magician. 

Mamelukes, Slaves, Attendants, &c. 

Mother Mina. 
Zara, her Daughter. 
Zobeide, Queen of Bagdad. 



Scene — Bagdad. 



Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1868, by 

JOHN T. FORD, 

In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States for the District of 

Maryland. 



OR, 



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ACT I. 

Scene I. — Hall in Abou Hassan's house. Fountain in centre, dimly 
lighted. Enter Mother Mina. 

Mother Mina. Down to one dish at last! Not a thing else 
to put on 
Yon ancestral table but cold milk and mutton. 
Down to one meal a day, and that scarce worth the tasting; 
After years of fast living His hard to live fasting. 
Here comes Abou, my step-son — ah me, how much thinner ! 
Let us trust he's already had something for dinner. 
Ten days in succession he's been out to borrow 
Small sums of his friends: nary red, to our sorrow! 
Every night he returns with the same look of horror, 
And the same silly speech, " Better luck, Ma, to-morrow/' 

(Enter Abou Hassan.) 

Abou. A flagon of wine, Ma. 

Moth. M. You emptied the last. 

Abou. What's for dinner? 

Moth. M., (pointing outside.) Behold it. 

Abou, (mockingly.) A dainty repast. 

Moth. M. Blame yourself. 

Abou. So I do. 

Moth M. From your sire°you inherited 
Two millions. 

Abou. Two millions, Ma, more than I merited. 

Moth. M. And where are they now? 

Abou. Ask my friends. 

Moth. M. You have asked them, 
Ten days, to what purpose? 



Abou. Why Ma, Pve unmasked them. 
There's some comfort in that. 

Moth, M. So Iv'e heard. 

Abou. Yes, its jolly 
To know, when one's ruined outright by one's folly, 
That his brethren are sure to be out of the scrape, 
And steer clear of his house till they enter in crape. 

the scamps, the scoundrels! I fed them and wined them; 

1 led them, I loved them, diverted and dined them. 

Moth. M. Who keeps open house, when the day comes to 
lock it, 
Must look for the key in a creditor's pocket. 
Had your poor blinded father but left all to me, 
We should not have to starve at the end of your spree. 
Have you seen all your friends? 

Abou. All. 

Moth. M. And nothing to show ? 

Abou. A general negation — a positive no — 
No, no, to a man. Let them go to the devil ; 
And so ends, alas ! Abou Hassan's first revel. 
Keep a stiff upper lip, do. Tho' bitter the pill, Ma, 
Let's swallow what Allah provides us, Bismillah. 
But where are the servants ? 

Moth. M. Cooks, waiters, and pages 
Are solemnly waiting below for their wages. 

Abou, {clapping hands.) Ho, Gauem ! ho, Becar, Aladdin, 
Abdallah — 
Ho, all of you ! I'll face the music, by Allah ! 

(Enter from rear, comic platoon of Servants.) 

(Orchestra.) 

{Comic Pas. Then halt, and present bills, a la militaire.) 

Make ready, aim, fire ! 

(Gasps as if hit.) 
Well, what's thedem'd total? 
Sum up the accounts, Ma— I'm sure that we owe it all. 

(Three loud taps on right.) 
A gun on our right. 

(Three loud taps on left.) 
On our left. 

(Three loud taps in rear.) 
In our rear ! 
Our creditors massing, — surrounded, I fear ! 



{Enter Four Sheriffs, two from each aide.) 

(Orchestra ) 

Comic Pas. 
First Sheriff, (collaring him.) 

(Sung.) — At suit of thy baker, behold, I arrest thee! 

Second Sheriff, {collaring him.) 

(Sung.) — At suit of thy butcher, behold, I arrest thee ! 

(Third, Sheriff, (collaring him.) 
(Sung.) — At suit of thy goldsmith, behold, I arrest thee I 

(Fourth Sheriff, collaring him.) 

(Sung. ) — At suit of thy grocer, behold, I arrest thee ! 

Abou. Played out utterly ! Never mind. Don't look so pale. 
Take care of yourself. Come and see me in jail. 
But stay a bit. Where are these tradesmen accurst ? 
Let's have just one squint at their little bills first. 

(Orchestra.) 

(Tableau. Apparition or Caricature of Baker. Tent Scene in 

Richard.) 

Baker. Think how thou robb'dst me of my bar'ls of flour ! 
Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow ! 

(Caricature of Butcher.) 

Butcher. Think on the countless beeves whose horned polls 
For thee were punched full of deadly holes ! 
Thy unpaid butcher bids thee starve and die ! 
(Caricature of Goldsmith.) 

Goldsmith. Let me like lead within thy bosom lie ! 
Thy unpaid goldsmith cries despair and die ! 
(Caricature of Grocer.) 

Grocer. May thy lips nevermore taste Chateau Margaux, 
But be thou washed to death with fulsome lager ! 
Thy unpaid grocer bids thee thirst and die ! 

All Four , (in monotone.) Let us sit heavy on thy soul to- 
morrow. 

Abou, (breaking from Sheriffs.) Give me another chance ! 
Bind up my pockets ! 
Have mercy, Sheriffs ! Soft ! — the lights burn blue ! 

(Apparition of more creditors, in Tableau — Macbeth.) 
What ! will the line stretch out to the crack of doom? 
Another yet? A seventh ? I'll see no more — 



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And yet the eighth appears, who hears a glass 

Which shows me many more ; and some I see 

That threefold balls and compound interest carry I 

Horrible sight ! And now I see 'tis true, 

For the blood -bolter ed butcher smiles upon me. 

Nay, never shake thy gory locks at me ! 

A vaunt and quit my sight ! {Tableau ceases.) 

First Sheriff. Look here, young man — this game's no go ! 

Second Sheriff. We've seen too much of it ! 

Third and Fourth Sheriffs. That's so. 

Abou. Hands off, you curs ! (Breaking away to fountain.) 

( Orchestra — Sung. ) 

Awake ! Arise ! 
Sweet spirit of the deep with deeper eyes. 
List, list — I summon thee, Queen of Pearls, 
Save Abou Hassan from these legal churls ! 

(Arise through fountain, Zara, like a fairy.) 

Zara. Name thy wish, master. Lo, thy servant stands 
Before thee, waiting for her lord's commands. 
Abou. Pay off these miscreants ! 

She extends a gold bag in each hand. Two sheriff's take one each. 
She instantly extends two more. The two other sheriffs also take 
one each. Momentary tableau. 

Never stop to count; 

You'll find in each precisely the amount. 

(Orchestra.) 
Begone ! (Exeunt sheriffs to same comic pas.) 

[Sung.) Queen of ocean's central caves, 

Put me in funds to pay these knaves! 

(She scatters gold at his feet. A jingle by orchestra. Pointing to 

servants.) 

Every man instantly back to his place, 

Or I'll pelt you with gold till you're blue in the face. 

(Pelting them with the coins as he speaks.) 

And instead of this beggarly ghost of a dinner, 

Scant enough to make even a Bedouin thinner, 

Spread a table for four, that will be just the thing 

To ravish a dervise or tickle a king. 

Off, all of you! (Exeunt servants, scrambling for gold.) 

Now, Ma, we're not through this job by 

A good deal ; ten more raging duns in the lobby 

Are waiting their turn. Hold your apron. O fill it, 

Sweet Peri of Ocean ! Take care, Ma, don't spill it ! 



Pay theni all — hurry up — don't stand gaping — don't pout — 
I'll soon tell you how this good luck came about. 

Moth. M. I hope it was honestly. 

Abou. Honestly, madam? 
Why money means honesty, ever since Adam. 
Pay 'em off, Mother, principal, interest, and more ; 
But never again let them darken this door. 

{Exit Mother Mina.) 

Now, Zara, my angel, descend from thy pedestal. 

Zara, (leaping down ) High time, sir ; my neck's stiff, my 
back's broke, my head is all 
Muddled with goblin and butcher and baker, 
And my hands, from the gold bags, dear, how they ache, sir. 
Abou. Let me kiss out the pain. 
Zara. Humbug. Let's try a dance. 
I've played statue so long I still seem in a trance. 
(Dance — Orchestra.) 
{Waltz. Re-enter Mother Min a — apron full of papers.) 

Abou. What's all this, Mother Mina? 

Moth. M. Your bills, sir, receipted. 
I've something to say to you, Zara ; be seated. 

Abou. No lecturing. 

Moth. M. Silence ! My Zara and you 
Were born ere your father and I ever knew 
Each other's existence ; so only in name 
Are you brother aud sister. My full rights I claim 
As her guardian by blood and by law. My daughter, 
I've some questions to ask you; respond as you ought to. 
You live at the palace with Queen Zobeide ? 

Zara. Yes. 

Moth. M. Act as her Treasurer ? 

Zara. Sometimes. Proceed. 

Moth. M.j {fiercely.) Whence came all these gold bags? 

Zara. I don't know indeed. 

Moth. M. Did you rob the exchequer ? 

Zar. La, what a suspicion. 
You forget your poor Zara is no politician. 

Abou. Permit me, dear ladies, before this goes farther 
To make a plain statement. I spent half or, rather, 
Fooled naif of my fortune in dining my friends ; 
But the other half's left, and that makes some amends. 
Would you see it, Ma, safe under spring-bolt and key, 
The secret unknown save to Zara and me? 
Put your spectacles on. Open, ope Sesame ! 



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(Orchestra.) 

( Touches a spring-panel in wall, which revolves, discovering rows of 

shelves loaded with gold bags.) 

Two millions, you said, my dear governor left me ; 
"Tis only of one that my sins have bereft me. 
If I ever lose that, by the hoof of Old Harry, 
It will be 

Zara. By your leave, shortly after you marry. 

Moth M. But why, in the name of creation, my son, 
Not have quietly paid off your debts and be done ? 

Abou. Abou Hassan, the wag, Ma, must have out his fun. 

(Advances.) 

(Orchestra — Song. ) 

Abou Hassan, the Wag, they call me — 

I mean to live up to my name; 
Whether good or bad fortune befall me, 

My sport I must have all the same. 
The miser exults in his gold bags, 

The sage in his wisdom is blest ; 
But in purple and gold, or in old rags, 

Abou Hassan's chief joy is his jest. 

Chorus. 
Abou Hassan, the Wag, they call •< ^- e ~^_ 

B J{ZS}*H WW 't {5j}.Z. i 

Whether good or ill fortune befall j||! e ' 
Hfsl s P ort ) he f must nave a ^ tne same. 

Ah, sweet is your lady love's smiling, 

As she bends your proud neck to her yoke, 
But better than all her beguiling 

Is the laughter that hails a good joke. 
Though brief is the smile of fair woman, 

And friendship still briefer, alas ! 
I've a weakness for anything human 

That laughs when there's wine in the glass. 

Chorus. 
Abou Hassan, the Wag, they call{p^ e ' &c. 

Abou. Now hear me, Allah ! My friends I disown — 
They have all played me false. But as diniug alone 
Ever was and will be a most terrible bore, 
I limit myself to one guest, and no more ; 
And he shall be one that I ne'er saw before, 
And after one dinner will see never more. 

Mother M. But why with even one guest must we be saddled ? 

Abou. Why the head of a woman's so easily addled. 
It's a pity, I know, but a man can't well sup 
Without some bearded fellow to share in his cup. 



So I'll stroll to the bridge and pick up some stray fellow 
With whom a young man may get decently mellow. 

Zara G-ood night ; I must be in the palace before 
The gates close. 

Abou. Don't leave us. 

Zara. I must. 

Abou. I implore, 
I entreat, I command ! 

Zara. Zobeide will dismiss me. 

Abou. And what if she does, you'll have more time to kiss me. 

Zara. Not if Mesrour should cut off my head, for I'm told 
That lips in such cases are shockingly cold. 

Abou. We'll say that you're suddenly sick — indigestion, 
Convulsions, hysterics, cramp-colic, congestion. 

Moth. 31. No, the Queen would be sure to send after her pet, 
And so we'd be caught in a nice little net. 
Send word that I'm dying — nobody will fret. 
She can nurse me to-night and to-morrow report 
That I've suddenly rallied to comfort the court. 

(Orchestra — Trio . ) 

Zara. mother, you're a darling, 
Abou. mother, you're a trump; 
Moth. M. children, you're a pair of fools, 
And I'm a poor old grump. 
Zara. And though I'm not his sister, 
Abou. And though I'm not her brother, 
Moth. M. And though I'm but his step-ma, 
Trio. We dearly love each other. 
Dearly love each other, yes, 

Dearly love each other; 

Each will ever be to each 

Sister, mother, brother. 

Abou I'm out and out an orphan. 
Zara. I only half and half. 
Moth. M. And if you two should ever wed, 
Lord, how the world will laugh. 
Zara. His wife will be his sister. 
Abou. Her husband be her brother. 
Moth. M. I ma and step-ma, main-law, 

And, ten to one, grandmother. 
^Teio. So let us We each other, yes, 
Dearly love each other. 
Each will ever be to each 
Sister, mother, brother. 



Chorus, (all advancing.) 

Abou Hassan, the Wag, they call me. 

I mean to live up to my name. 
Whether good or bad fortune befall me, 
My joke I must have, all the same. 

(March.) 



(Exeunt,) 



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SCENE II. 

Moonrise. A bridge in Bagdad at side. On the other side the turret of 
a Kiosk. Orchestra — Variations on theme of "Abou Hassan." Enter 
Abou Hassan, smoking. Sits on step of bridge. 

Abou. What an exquisite night ! Scarce a man in the street. 
I wonder what sort of a fellow I'll meet. 
Never mind — here's a breeze and a picturesque seat. 

{Enter Water Carrier.) 
Carrier, (sung.) 

Say, brother on the bridge, wont you have a drink of nice cold water. 

Abou, (mimicking him.) 

Nay, brother, I've already drunk a great deal more than I ought to. 

(Exit Carrier over bridge.) 
(Andante of Overture to u Caliph of Bagdad." Enter Haroun, 

Giafar, and Mesrour.) 
A stranger at last, with two slaves at his side — 
If I like him I'll ask him ; if not, he may slide. 

Har., (advancing.) Why, what ails the blamed old town? 

Do my citizens roost with the chickens ? 
Two hours have we roamed up and down 

Without an adventure — the dickens. 
Why, what's become of the goodly time, 
And what's become of the golden prime 

Of good Haroun Alrashid ? 
Giaf. Prince of the Faithful, be patient : 

We'll scare up a frolic soon ; 
The stars will not dance till the bulbul sings, 

And the bulbul waits for the moon. 
Har. Ah, Giafar, as Haroun grows older, 

His city decays like himself ; 
Poor Bagdad will speedily moulder 

When her Caliph is laid on the shelf. 
Mesrour, I'm completely disgusted. 
Mes. I ditto. I'm hungry and dry, 
Used up and tee-tolly busted. 
Let's back to the palace and try 
If the witchcraft of song and dance and bowl 
Will not brighten the great Alrashid's soul. 
Har. I'm sick of the blamed old palace 

The sight of it makes me blue ; 
What's a throne, even were it Allah's, 

Without now and then something new. 
Bismillah ! there's nothing so sweet as change, 
Your hunting dog never feels the mange. 



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Giaf. On the bridge I spy 
A stranger nigli. 
Softly, lest lie overhears. 
Mes. If he does I'll slit his ears. 
Har. Silence, you bloodthirsty brute ! 
With the fellow I'm mightily taken, 
And unless I'm completely mistaken 
Here's a subject at last that will suit. 

He's in, I could swear, for a regular lark. 
Let's sit beside him and keep dark. 
I own that I'm weary. (Sitting.) 
Giaf., (sitting.) I own that I'm hungry. 
Mes., (sitting.) I own that I'm weary, and hungry, and 

tongue dry. 
Abou, (to Haroun.) Then do me the favor, most courteous and 
clever sage ; 
My table is waiting, with viands and beverage. 
Tho' I've sworn nevermore shall a friend be my guest, 
The stranger is welcome to share in my best. 
But hold — only one at a time was my vow. 

Mes. You've asked us already, no backing out now. 
Har. They're but servants of mine, of no earthly account. 
Abou. Besides, it's "the first time, and so doesn't count." 
Har. Hark ! the muezzin to prayer is calling. 
Abou. Confound that pious caterwauling. 

(Muezzin appears on balcony of kiosk. Music as in chaunt — 
"Allah Ackbar" Haroun, G-iafar and Mesrour prostrate in 
prayer. Abou jumps up, dances and whistles "0 Mother, you're 
a darling" comically blended with the cry of the Muezzin.) 

Mes., (half drawing sword, to Giaf.) Just look at that cool un- 
believer ! he dares 
To dance while Alrashid is saying his prayers. 
Shall I cut off his head, the impertinent sinner? 

Giaf., (mumbling prayers.) You're an. ass. 

Mes. Why" an ass ? 

Giaf. We should lose a good dinner. 

Abou, (dancing against Mesrour.) mother, you're a darling. 

Mes., (furiously.) By Allah ! 

Giaf., (holding him back.) Don't hit him. 

Mes. If he shoves me again, by the Prophet, I'll spit him. 

Abou, (singing and dancing.) mother (Half upsets Mes- 
rour and dances off with his turban, pursued by JIesrour 
with drawn sword, held back by G-iafar. Haroun rises 
laughing. 



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Giaf. Put up your sciraetar, fool. 

Abou. Here's a nice man to ask home to dinner. The mule 
Kicks out if you touch him. Zounds, must I be run 
Through the body, you booby, for having my fun ? 

Har. 'Tisa poor time for fun when your neighbors are praying. 

ing. 
Abou. 'Tis a rich thing to jump straight from praying to 
slaying. 
Come, beauty, don't sulk ; I was only a playing. 
(A comic reconciliation in pantomime.) 
Duo and Chorus — Haroun, {advancing with Abou.) 

You and I are henceforth friends 

Whom nothing but death can part; 
For the rarest gift heaven sends 

Is a man after one's own heart. 
So give us your hand my man, ") Cho. Hip ! Hip 1 

And show us the way to your table; j- 
„. (We'll eat just as long as we can, j 
ts ' \ And drink just as long as we're able. 

(Chorus repeat the whole as noted in score.) 
Abou. 

You and I are friends for to-night 

But never a moment more ; 
Our friendship ends with the morning light — 

For such was the oath I swore. 
So give us your hand, my man, f Cho. Hip! Hip! 

I'll show you the way to my table; \ n 

■n; /We'll eat just as long as we can, ( " 

' X An( * drink just as long as we're able. 

(Chorus. Repeat words. Music as in score.) 
(Symphony by Orchestra.) 

(Exeunt over the bridge.) 



SCENE III. 

Hall at Abou Hassan's, magnificently lighted. Table in centre. Zara, 
Mother Mina. Attendants. Fountain as before. 

Zara It's time he was back, ma. 

Moth. M. Unless he comes soon 
Our dinner'll be spoiled. 

Zara. For the sake of some loon 
Not worth looking at twice. I shouldn't object 
If he brought home a fellow no girl could reject ; 
But I'll bet ten gold pieces to one, if you dare to, 
That the man he selects is some prosy old scarecrow. 



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{Enter Abou.) 
How shamefaced he looks. (Aside.) 

Abou I've invited a lord 
Of the utmost destinction. I hope you'll accord 
A generous welcome to him and his men. 

Moth M. His men ! 

Abou. Only two. 

Moth. M We'll be ruined again ! 

Abou. See them instantly quartered in suitable rooms 
To make their ablutions. Let choicest perfumes 
And daintiest linen 

Moth. M. Enough— you're stark mad ! (Exit Moth. M.) 

Abou. Why, when men want their fun must all women 
look sad ? 

(Orchestra.) 

Duo. 

Zara. What sort of a guest have you captured? 

Abou. One with whom you'll surely be enraptured. 

Zara. Some withered old with wretch the mug of a monkey, 

With the eye of a toad, and the voice of a donkey. 
Abou. His brow is like snow from the mountain, 

His glance is the flash of the fountain, 

His eyelids are curved like the almond, 

His step is the zephyr 

Zara. Gammon ! 



Ambo. 



I'll swear black and blue that the picture <! . 1S ,, > true, 
I'm certain that you'll say the fellow I W1 . >do. 



Abou. What sort of a guest would you fancy? 
Zara. Not the Caliph himself could entrance me. 
Abou Some dear little dove 
Zara. Not far from your size, 
Abou. With the rose on his cheeks, 
Zara. And the deuce in his eyes. 

A figure like Mercury's station, 

An eye ever blind to flirtation, 

A step like the wave of the willow, 

A purse long as kissing 

Abou. Bismillah ! 

I'll swear black and blue that the pictured . 1S ,. vtrue, 
Ambo. I 'H \ ' 

j I'm certain that you'll say the fellow < wl ,. j-do. 
l_ (^ won t j 

First eight bars of Adagio to overture, Caliph of Bagdad. Enter 
Mother Mina, Haroun, Mesrour, G-iafar. At same time, 
opposite, enter Slaves with dinner. 

Zara, (aside.) The Caliph himself, with Mesrour and Giafar ! 
Abou. Why, Zara, what scares you ? 
Zara. I feared that the sapphire 



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You gave me was missing. ( Whispers.) Take care of your head I 
Your guest is the K 

Mes., (approaching.) — sh ! a word and you're dead. 
You know us — we know you — so mum, or you die ! 

Zara. And he would kill me, too — I can tell by his eye. 

Abou. My guest is the K what? (At one ear.) 

Zaia. The K K 

Mes., (at other ear.) Beware ! 

Abou. What the deuce is the Ku Klux ? 

Mes., (tapping sword hilt.) Now blab if you dare. 

Moth. M. Are you crazy, girl ? 

Zara. Partly. I'm subject to fits 
Of abstraction, In time I'll recover my wits. 
Your pardon till then. (Attempts to signal Abou. Pantomime 
between all four.) 
He's blind as a bat. 

Moth. M. She's mad as a march hare. 

Mes. She's cute as a cat. 

Zara. Zounds, men are too stupid ! (Turning away.) 

Abou, (turning away.) 1 give up the riddle ! 
Ha> here come our tenderloins, fresh from the griddle ! 

(Enter more Slaves with dishes.) 

Pass the plate — fill the bowl — come, my masters, fall to. 

Zara, (as Mesrour goes to table.) Though, it costs me my life, 

I'll be even with you ! 
Mes., (loftily.) No possible pain that a man ever felt, 
No possible blow that a girl ever dealt 
Compares with the extract of agony wrung 
From a woman when forced into holding her tongue. (Goes to 
table. Carousal.) 
Zara, (taking Mother M. apart.) I know these gentlemen, Ma ; 
it won't hurt them 
If we get up some nice little game to divert them. 
Let's be at it ; and soon that big bully shall know 
What a man may expect when a woman's his foe. 

(Exeunt Zara and Mother Mina.) 

Abou, (to Haroun.) Allow me to give you this morsel of goose, 

Young, juicy and tender (Mesrour chokes, &c.) 

He's strangling ! the deuce ! 

Giaf, (beating him on back.) I told him he'd choke, but he 
kept stuffing on 
As if 

Mes. Don't hit so hard. 

Ear. Hit harder ! 



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Mes, It's gone ! 
liar. What was it ? 
Mes. Don't ask. 
Har. I insist. 
Mes. Do you ? Well, 
In eating an oyster I swallowed the shell. 
Omnes. He swallowed the shell ! 
Giaf. He's a goner ! 
Har. He's dead ! 
Abou. Bring in an emetic ! 
Mes. Bring champagne instead ! 
The shell of an oyster's hut mother-of-pearl, 
And pearl melts in wine, as the ravishing girl 
Who won Caesar and Antony proved, bless her soul ! 
Ten bottles of wine, or I die ! 

Abou. We have plenty. 
'Tis all at your service. 
lies. It is ? then say twenty. 

(Orchestra.) 
Abou, (to Slaves, who exeunt.) Bring in the Goblet of my Sire! 
Har., (to Giaf.) Bring in the Goblet of his Sire ! 
lies, and Chorus. Bring in the celebrated Goblet of his Sire ! 
(Re-enter Slaves, with enormous golden goblet carried between them.) 
Har. An inverted church spire ! 
Giaf. Only very much higher ! 
Mes. Just the size I require ! 
Abou. (to Slaves.) Fill up the Goblet of my Sire ! 

(They Jill it, keeping time and jingle as he sings.) 
( Orchestra — Song. ) 
Abou. Look, here's the Goblet of my Sire, 
Wherein he used to dip his nose ; 
Mes. This is tha solvent I require ; 

One draught will banish 'all my woes. 
Abou. When Papa met with any bother, 

So, at least, I've heard them say, 
He and my late lamented mother 
Would drain this trifle thrice a day. 

Chorus. 
Look, here's the Goblet of my Sire! &c. 

Abou. Look, here's the Goblet of my Sire, 

Which with one hand he used to lift, 
Mes. Swing it on high and sometimes higher, 
Before its foaming bead he sipped. 
Abou. Try if with both hands stoutly straining, 
You can upheave it from the ground; 
Try if with half an evening's draining 
You can exhaust this bowl profound. 

Chorus. 
Look, here's the Goblet of my Sire, &c. 



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Mes., (taking it by both handles.) Come, my paternal mug ! 
I'll try you ! 
Up to my lips ! 

Abou. Have at it — I defy you ! 

(Orchestra.) 

As Mesrour strains for the lift, Banjo heard 'without. Momentary 

Tableau. 

Har. Silence — there's music in the street. 

Abou, (to Moth. M.) Who is it ? 

Moth. M. A roving minstrel — will you have him in ? 

Har. By all means. Thus the angels sometimes visit. 

Mes. To keep him out were certainly a sin. 

Abou. So let him enter and forthwith begin. 

(Enter Zara, as a Roving Minstrel, with Banjo.) 

Har. Come, little sprite, tell us where is your home- 
Why you are ragged, and whither you roam ? 
(Orchestra — Song. ) 
Zara. 

From town to town we wander, 

My little lute and I; 
The pretty stars up yonder 
Perhaps may tell you why. 
I only know 
Where'er we go 
We find a home beneath the sky. 

We ask each vale and mountain 

If home at last is nigh ; 
We ask each stream and fountain, 

And thus they all reply : « 

Sing bravely on, 
Some shining morn 
You'll find a home above the sky. 

(Applause by jingling of glasses.) 

Abou. Bravo, well done ! Can't you give us a dance — 
A saraband- shake-down, or something from France? 

Zara. yes, if I must, 
I can kick up a dust, 
But you'll all help me out with the music, I trust. 

(Orchestra. She Dances the Air as in Score.) 
Abou, (singing with Orchestra.) 

That's the thing, 

What a fling, 
He's light as any feather; 

How he spins 

On his pins ; 
Come, let's take a turn together. [Joins in.) 



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Har., (after they have taken a turn.') 

There they go, 

Heel and toe ; 
All my body's in a tingle. 

I'm in too, 

Tooral-loo, 
You and Giaf. may sit and jingle. (Joins in.) 

Giaf., (after a turn.) 

Go it boss, 
This old boss, 
When he sees his master dancing, 
Though he's scarce 
Worth his grass, 
Cannot keep from slightly prancing. (Joins in.) 

Mes. 

Shall I stick 

To my liq- 
-uor, or join the ring gymnastic? 

Tol-de-rol, 

Ho, by gol- 
-ly, we'll try the light fantastic. (Joins in.) 

Moth. M. 

How they bound 

Round and round, 
How my heels and toes are itching ; 

Let me in, 

It's a sin, 
But, bedad, it's too bewitching. 

Slaves, advancing in platoon and jingling glasses in tune. Triangles. 

Slaves. How they hop, 
How they pop ; 
When the soul is overflowing, 
Never stop 
While a drop 
Of the sweet elixir's flowing. (Join in.) 

Omnes. 

Here we go, 

Heel and toe, 
Pluck the rose while it is blowing ; 

Keep it up, 

We can sup 
When we hear the rooster crowing. 



(All take a turn together, wildly.) 



Giaf., (drops out and back to table.) 
I'm half dead, 
my head, 
It's spinning like a whip top. 

Har., (joining Giafar.) 

Poor old man ! 

Vive Cancan ! 

Giafar, ain't it tip-top? 

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Abou, {falling out ) 

I'm dead beat; 
Where's my seat? 
Where's the Goblet of my Sire? 

Moth. M. 

Where's the cup? 
I'm used up, 
Though I thought I'd never tire. 

Me., (after a comic turn with Zara.) 

I've enough, 

Quantum suf. 
Where's that goblet of the old man? 

Fill it full, 

With one pull 
I'll finish up the whole can ! 

Mesrour heaves the goblet up to his lips. Zara pushes it over him, so 
that both roll over on the floor m As he rises and pursues her with drawn 
scimetar, she steps behind the fountain and reappears in Ballet Dress. 
Waltz. Mesrour standing in a comic pose. 

Har. Why, the lad is a Peri. 
Giaf. The hoy is a girl, 
Har. Just look at poor Mesrour. 
Giaf. My stars, can't she whirl ! 

(Waltz finishes.) Zara advances up to Mesrour. Duo and Comic 

Dance.) 

Zara. Do you know this step ? 
Mes. Ho, By the lord, 

'Tis something in this style, I take it. 
Zara. But throw your sabre overboard, 

Because in dancing you might break it. 
Mes. lovely maid ! [Throws away his sword.) 

Zara. peerless man ? 
lies. queen of hearts ! 
Zara. O knave of trumps ! 
Ambo. Where did you learn to dance cancan? 

Where did you learn to stir your stumps ? 

Chorus, 
lies. I love you, love. 
Zara. You do, you say ? 

Then down upon your bended knee, 
And swear that, come whatever may, 

You never will be false to me. 
Mes. I swear it, lo ! But just one kiss 

To seal our bargain, pretty dear. 
Zara. Then pray come closer. [Taking him by the ear .) 

Mes. Zounds, what's this? 

By Jove, she's got me by the ear. 

Chorus. 

(Zara aduances to Caliph, holding Mesrour by the ear ) 

Har., (applauding.) Well done ! Ask any hoon — 'tis thine. 
Zara, (pointing to Mesrour.) Strike off that rascal's head ! 



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Har. All right. 

lies. Strike off my head ! Why ? 

Zara. Just for spite ! 
I swore I'd pay you back to-night. 
I swore that ere morning I'd let you know 
What a man may expect when a woman's his foe. 

lies., (aside.) It's Zara, the vixen! 

Har. Kneel, slave, for thy fate ! 

Mes. Dares she play her tricks on Mesrour the Great ? 

(Laments.) 

Giaf. Just hear him whine. 

Har.. (raising scimetar.) Die, dog 

Zara, (mock heroic, interrupting him.) 
Cut to the chine ! 

But no — 'twould stain the floor. Let's drown the scamp in wine. 
Bury him in the Goblet of my Sire. 

Omnes. Bury him in the Goblet of my Sire ! 

Mes. A death I most especially desire. 

Har., (giving gem.) Well, since he is pardoned, this gem 
shall attest 
How Alrashid is pleased with thy dance and thy jest. 
(Aside.) But, remember, no blabbing. The Tigris is dark, 
And the blood that is shed on its wave leaves no mark. 
I shall now drop a lozenge in Abou's good wine 
That shall lay him out cold. 

Zara. Cold ! Allah ! 

Har. Don't weep. 
He'll be warm enough, pet, when he wakes from his sleep. 

Moth. M.j (to Zara.) Some twenty Mamelukes, or more, 
Are standing guard before the door. 

Har., (aside.) That's right. — Great wag, how can I e'er 
requite 
Thy princely hospitality to-night ? 

Abou. Never again come near me. Should we meet 
In mosque or market, bath or booth or street, 
Pass as you would a stranger — as I swore 
My guests are welcome once, but never more. 

Har. And must we part forever ? 

Abou. Will you miss me ? 
So swore a hundred girls who used to kiss me ; 
And yet, before a hundred hours were over, 
Each flirt was happier with another lover. 

Har. But I'm a man. 

Abou. Ah, men are traitors all, sir, 
Less fair than woman, and a great deal falser. 
Zara. My sentiments exactly. 



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liar. Partner of my soul, 
Before we sever 

Abou. Gammon ! Fill the bowl ! 
Let's have a jolly final song all round, 
Then welcome shining dreams or sleep profound. 
You'll find, instead of waking broken-hearted, 
We'll all thank heaven for being forever parted. 

Har. You beardless cynic, since it must be so, 
Fill up ! 

Abou. All round, a glass before we go ! 

Har. All round, including that most ancient dame. 

Abou, {turning to her.) Come, ma. 

(Haroun drops lozenge in his cup.) 

Zara. There goes the lozenge — it's a shame ! 

Mes.j (to Giafar.) Hallo — what's up? 

Giaf. I think I see the game. 

Har. A toast — a song ! 

Omnes. A song — a toast ! 

FINALE TO ACT FIRST. 
Orchestra. Song — Solo and Chorus. 

Abou. 

Well, here's to the good Haroun; 

May his shadow never be smaller, 
May he live till the man in the moon 

Is two or three inches taller. 
For Alrashid the Great is no snob, 

But a jolly good fellow like me. 
But how my temples throb, 

By Jove, I can hardly see. 

Yet here's to the good Haroun; 

Great Allah our Caliph bless ; 
As long as there's light in the moon 

Mav his shadow never be less. 



{Reeling 



Chorus. 



May he live till the Tigris is dry, 

May he live while this town has a tower, 
Live as long as a star's in the sky, 

As long as the earth has a flower. 
For Alrashid the Great is a Wag, 

A jolly good fellow like me; 
But 0, by Jove, how I stag- {Reeling.) 

-ger; the deuce, I can hardly see. 

Cliorus. Yet here's to the good Haroun; 
Great Allah our Caliph bless ; 
As long as there's light in the moon 
May his shadow never be less. 

Symphony. 

At the end of Song and during Symphony, Abou staggers and finally 
falls, supported by Mesrour and Giafar. At the end of the Sym- 
phony, he rallies, breaks from them, rushes forward and sings : 



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Solo. 

My love, I see the houris beckon . 

won't you come along with me? 
Before another hour I reckon 

In Paradise we'll be! 

Quartette . 

Mes. There he goes. 

Otaf. Sound asleep. 

Zara. It's a shame. 

liar. Call the guard ! 

Omnes. Call the guard ! 

Moth. 31. Spare my only son ! i „ 

nL » ii '*i /t > Ensemble, 

Chorus. Call the guard ! ) 

Mar. Fear not for him! Move on 

Chorus. Call the guard ! 



\ Bis. 



' > Ensemble. 



The wide arched door in rear opens, discovering the Caliph's Guard of 
Mamelukes, who advance and raise Abou on their shoulders. 

CURTAIN. 



ACT II. 

Palace of the Caliph. On R., Haroun, Mesrour, Giafar. On L., 
Zobeidb, Zara. The two parties visible to each other and audience, 
but screened or curtained off from Abou. In C, Abou Hassan 
asleep on the Caliph's couch of state. Mamelukes, Master of Cere- 
monies, Dancing Girls, Singing Girls, dec. 

(Orchestra — A strain of low music. Tremolo ) 

Haroun. Is he awake? 

Master of Ceremonies. Just waking. 

Har. Now, my Queen, 
The fun begins. Keep well behind the screen. 
Remember, sirrah, when he wakes to pay 
Obeisance meek. 

M. of C. To hear is to obey. 

Har. Remember, Abou Hassan 's Caliph for to-day ! 



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Omnes. Yes, Abou Hassan's Caliph for to-day. 

Ear. Play your parts well. 

Abon, (yawning and turning.) I must have slept a year. 
Mother ! 

Cluster of Pearls. Great Prince, 'tis time for morning prayer. 

Abou. Am I in Paradise, or is it but 
A vision that will melt away? I'll shut 
My eyes awhile to see. 

Willow Wa/nd. Hail Prince ! 

Abou. Indeed-in- 
Double I died last night and wake in Eclen. 

(Orchestra — Lutes and Dulcimers.) 

Yes, hark I hear the blessed houris humming. 
Where's Allah and his Prophet? Aint they coming? 

Zobe. 0, the irreverent dog ! 

Ear. The beardless sinner ! 

Abou. What means this hocus-pocus? Am I in for 
Delirium tremens? No, my hand is steadv ; 
My head 

M. of C. Behold thy royal slippers ready. 

Abou. Diamonds and rubies ! Genuine, I trust. 

M. of C. The finest in the world. 

Abou, (pocketing them.) How handsome ! Dust 
Shall henceforth never soil them. 

M. of C. But you must 
Wear them upon your feet, not in vour sleeve. 

Abou. Must I?-— that's hard. Well, slip them on. 

Two Attendants. Receive 
Thy robe of state. 

Abou. My robe of state ! I'm mad, 
Or you are, or else all of us, bedad. 

Don't ram it down my mouth ! By George, I'll smother — 
Let my head out, I tell you ! Mother ! mother ! 

(Orchestra.) 
M. of C. 9 (chanted.) 

Bring in the woman that he calls his mother. 

{Duo.) Bring in the woman that he calls his mother. 

( Chorus.) Bring in the woman that he calls his mother. 

(Enter Mother Mina, attended.) 

Abou. So here you are, at last. Confound you, tell me where 

I am 

Mother Mina, (bowing.) Great Caliph 



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Abou. Caliph ! If you dare 
Join in this deviltry, by Allah's "beard 1 swear 
I'll strangle yon ! 

Mar., Mes. and Giaf., (laughing.) By Allah's beard! 

Attendants. , don't! 
Don't hurt the poor old lady. 

Abou. Well, I won't ! 
(To Moth. M.) Am I not Abou Hassan ? Heaven and earth. 
You've known me almost ever since my birth. 
Why do you stare and blink so ? Am I not 
Your husband's son? 

Moth. M. great Alrashid, what 
A question ! Lo, great Prince, thy meanest slave, 
Before thee meekly kneeling, deigns to crave 
The restoration of her missing child. 

Abou. Her missing child! 'Fore heaven, you'll drive me 
wild. 
Do you not know me? Are not these my eyes? 
And these my arms, and these my legs and thighs ? 
Behold your missing child — he stands before you ! 

Moth. M., (rising.) Alas, all-wise Haroun, what spell is o'er 
you? 
May Allah soon to your lost wits restore you. 

Aboa. Out, lying hag ! 

Attendants. Don't hurt her, we implore you. 

Abou. This is the queerest dream I ever had. 
Am I enchanted, am I really mad? 
Cluster of Pearls come hither ; hither too 
My Wand of Willow. Pray come closer, do ; 
Take each an ear between your teeth and bite- 
Perhaps I'm sleeping — bite with all your might! 
(Screams.) What teeth you have ! I think theymust have met. 
I'm wide awake, but here's that vision yet 
Just as it was before. Once more, my girls, 
My Wand of Willow and my Bunch of Pearls, 
Who am I ? 

Ambo. Hail Haroun the Good. 

Abou. Amen. 
For your sweet sakes I'll play the Caliph then. 
Come kiss me. (They dance off.) 
Ah, I thought young misses 
Were not so shy of great Alrashid'skisses. 

Zobe., (to Haroun.) You see, sir, what a character you bear. 

Har. I must admit he rather had me there. 
(To Mes. and Giaf., ivho are having pantomime at his expense.) 
O laugh and wink away, I am not vexed ; 
Yes, nudge each other well — your turn comes next. 



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AF.of C. Receive thy turban. 

Ahem. Here's a solitaire 
Big as a hen's egg. Fellow, can't I wear 
The turban' on my head without the gem? 

M. of G. 'Twould mutilate the sacred diadem. 

Abou. Why what's the use of ever having a throne, 
If all belonging to it aint your own? 
Once make this doctrine to the people known, 
And over throne they'll soon write overthrown. 

(Orchestra.) 

(Willow Wand and Cluster of Pearls dance forward with golden basin and 
ewer. Ablutions. Muezzin outside chants to morning prayer. Music as in Second 
Scene of First Act. All present, except Abou, engage in prayer.) 

Abou. Well, it's a pleasant transformation; I'm resigned. 
Its quite a jolly thing to rule mankind; 
And though our governors always say they rue it, 
Yet, somehow, all of them take kindly to it. 

M. ofG. Prince of the faithful, kneel. 

Abou. For what? 

M. of C. For prayers. 

Abou. 0, say them for me. 

lies. Ha, ha, ha! 

M. of C. Who dares 
Disturb our high devotions? 

Abou. Let it slide ; 
'Twas but the braying of some ass outside. 

Giaf, (nudging Mesrour.) That's you. He, he! 

M. of €., (bouncing up.) By Allah, that's no donkey. 

Abou. The feeble snicker of some ancient monkey. 

Zobe., (laughing.) So much for Master Giafar. 

M. ofC. Heard you that? 

Abou. Distinctly. 'Twasthe purriiia: ot a rtat. 

Har. So much for Lady Zobei.de. (Laughin , ) 

M. of C. No more 
Of this irreverence. 

Abou. Let the lion roar. 
You keep a whole menagerie, I see. 
On with your prayers — proceed — don't wait for me. 

M. of C. But you must join us. 

Abou. Must? Give me your sword. 
Since I am Caliph, sirrah, mark my word; 
When pushed too far, I'm good enough at slaying, 
But you, yourself, must do my share of praying. 
I don't know how to pray. 

Omnes. He don't know how. 



Abou. And don't intend to learn. 

lies. The dog ! 

Abou. And, now 
I come to think on't, hear my edict first. * 
Since those who pray most mostly are the worst, 
All public praying is henceforth abolished ; 
And if you growl I'll have your mosques demolished. 
Silence that Muezzin, some of you good people ; 
Make him shut up, or pitch him from the steeple. 

Ear. A Caliph every inch. 

Mes. The hound ! 

Giaf. The scamp ! 

Har. 'Fore heaven, he rules a kingdom like a camp. 

Abou, {with great pomp.) Give me my sceptre. 

M. of G.. {giving it.) Lo ! 

Abou. All solid gold. 
Now lead to my throne. {He rises.) 

Orchestra. 
March and Ghorus. 

Behold, behold, 
As in the east the morning breaketh, 

Bebold, behold, 
Alrashid from his rest awaketh — 

Greater than all the kings of old, 
Greater than all the chief's of story, 
Alrashid riseth in his glory. 

{Procession, after ivhich Abou ascends the throne.) 

Abou,, {before sitting.) I was plain Abou Hassan yesterday, 
To day Haroun Alrashid, you all say. 

Omnes, {flourish of gongs, dec.) Yea ! yea ! Long live the 
the great Haroun ! Yea ! yea ! 

Abou. So be it. Now, lest he's transformed to me, 
And therefore short of cash, send instantly 
Unto my former quarters fifty score 
Of gold bags, fifty pieces each or more, 
And set a guard of Mamelukes at the door, 

M. of G. To hear is to obey. {Gives orders.) 

Har. He'll swamp the State. 

Abou. Next, since I am Alrashid, where's my mate? 

M. of G. Your mate ? 

Abou. My Queen, the Lady Zobeide. 

Zara, {aside to Zobeide.) You'll have to humor him. 

Zobe. I can't, indeed. 
{To Master of Ceremonies.) Say I've a headache. 

M. of G. Sire, your Queen is sick. 

Abou. I'll cure her. Bring her instantly ! Be quick ! 
4 



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Ear. Obey, no hesitation : I insist. 

Zobe. But if he — wants — to — kiss me? 

Ear. Well, be kissed. 

Zobe. Upon my word I'll pay you back for this. 
Perhaps he might not take a hug amiss. (She steps forward 
veiled, folloived by Zara and pairs of damsels also veiled.) 

Abou. Are you unwell, sweet lady? Lift your veil: 
Beauty is loveliest when slightly pale. 
(She lifts the veil.) 

Great Allah ! forty if a day ! 

Zobe. My lord, 
My head aches dreadfully. My own adored, 
Let my poor forehead rest upon thy breast. (Puts her arm 
round his shoulder. 

Ear. What next, I wonder? 

Giaf., (to Earoun.) Don't you think the jest 
Grows rather serious, as you may perceive, for 

(She hisses him.) 

Mes. Well, there's a sight to charm a bold believer. 

Zobe, Take me a little nearer: don't edge off. 

Ear., (fldgetting.) Ahem ! 

Zobe., (aside.) Already he begins to cough. 
(To Abou.) I never saw you look so well, so young. 

Abou. Would she were something younger. 

Zobe. Has your tongue 
No word of comfort for your doting queen? 
Let us retreat from this distracting scene 
Unto the grotto where the roses blow. 

Ear., (mimicking her .) Unto the grotto where the roses blow. 

Giaf., (mimicking her .) Unto the grotto where the roses blow. 

lies., (mimicking her.) Unto the grotto where the roses blow. 

Ear , (to Giaf.) I call that cool, pre-eminently cool. 
Don't you? 

Giaf. I call it rather out of rule. 

Ear., (to Mes.) Don't you? 

Mes. I call the man a downright fool. 
(Aside.) She shouldn't ask me twice. 

Zobe., (caressingly.) Come love, let's go. 

Abou. I'd like to go amazingly, you know, 
But cares of state detain me to my throne. 
And then I have a secret wish, I own, 
To see my sister Zara. Is she here? 

Zobe. Your sister Zara? What, the little dear 
Who is my treasurer? Your sister, how? 



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Abou. My sister yesterday — what she is now, 
Since I'm Alrashid, heaven alone can say; 
But if she's here I'll marry her to-day. 

Omnes. Marry his sister ! 

Zobe. And desert your queen ! 

Abou. I'll have two queens, my dear, to sit between, 
Instead of one, that's all. Now hear me, all ye 
Faithful of Bagdad: men may henceforth call me 
Haroun or Hassan, as the stars may make it; 
But one thing's positive, I rather take it — 
Tm not yet married; and, as sure as fate, 
I mean to choose — and choose to-day — a lawful mate. 
If Zara's present, then, upon my life, 
Before yon sun sets, Zara is my wife. 

Zobe. So I must have a rival ! 

Abou. Why not, dear? 
The true Haroun 
Will turn up soon, 
And then you see we're square. 

Zobe. Well, I consent. Approach, Miss Treasurer. 
(Zara advances.) Unveil. Is this the lady ? 

Abou. Yes, that's her. 
Stand forth, you little imp; look in my eyes 
And answer all my questions; mind, no lies. 
Who am I? 

Zara, (boiving.) Caliph of Bagdad. 

Zobe. That's so. 

Abou. My name? 

Zara. Alrashid. 

Abou. Did you never know 
A wag called Abou Hassan ? 

Zara. My old beau 
And step-brother? Why certainly I do. 

Abou. And am I not that very party ? 

Zara. You? 
great Alrashid ! 

Abou. Why, you little devil, 
'Twas only last night that you shared our revel. 
Don't you remember the big burly brute 
Who tried to smash you and your little lute. 

Har. That's you, Mesrour. 

Zara. I recollect him well. 

Abou. And that lank ancient individual, 
That walking skeleton, whose graveyard grin 
Seemed challenging the earth to ope and take him in? 

Mes. There Giaf., that's you. 



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Zara. Methinks I see him now. 

Abou. And that grand stranger with the splendid brow 
And eyes so bright that if the sun were hurled 
From heaven they'd still suffice to light the world. 

Har., (spreading himself .) That's me ! Somebody instantly 
record 
That distich in our archives word for word. 

Zara, {glancing at Haroun.) Methinks I see him too. 

Abou. And yet you don't 
Kemember me, or, possibly, you won't? 
Come hither ; mount these steps ; nay, never fear — 
Approach still closer — so — now take this chair. 
Don't you remember this? (taking her hand.) 
And this ? (arm round waist.) 
And this, Miss ? (kissing her.) 

Zara. Don't ask a woman to remember kisses. 

Zobe., (holding her cheek.) It's my turn now. 

Abou. Be patient ; business first. 
(To M. of C.) Sirrah, search Bagdad for the knaves accurst, 
Who supped with Abou Hassan. 

31. of C. One is caught 
Already, 

Abou. Let him instantly be brought 
Before us. 

31. of 0. Bring in the vagrant. 

Mes., (sotto voce.) Great Haroun, 
Don't let him flay me. 

Har. Take your chance, you loon. 

(Mesrour is dragged before the throne.) 

Abou. So, sir, I've got you ! Down upon your knees ! 

31es., (kneeling.) Prince of the Faithful, anything you please. 

Abou. Where's Abou Hassan ? 

Mes. Safe at home, I hope. 

Abou. If he's not safe your neck shall stretch a rope. 
Meanwhile a hundred lashes, fair and square, 
On his bare back. 

31es., (tohining.) Great Prince, omit the bare. 
On my back, yes; but 0, omit the bare. 

Abou. Omit the bare, but hit him twice as hard. 

M. of C. Sire, there's another caught and under guard. 

Giaf, (to Haroun.) Master, protect me. 

Har. Plead to Zara, she's 
The power behind the throne. 

Abou. Down on your knees, 
You dangling eel skin. 



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Giaf. Mercy, mercy, please ! 

Abou. What has become of Abou Hassan, ruffian? 

Gicf. 'Tis said he killed himself with overstuffing. 

Abou. You lie, you dolt ! I'll have you stuffed, you hound ! 
Make you my death's head, carry you around 
As hermits carry skulls, nail you before me, 
A grim, perpetual memento mori. 

Both, (kneeling to Zara.) Most gracious maid, for mercy 
deign to plead ! 

Zara. Haroun, let me pass sentence ? 

Abou. I'm agreed. 

Zara. That scamp shall sing a song ; this ancient prig 
Sing chorus, and then both perform a jig. 

Abou, {aside.) With variations. (To Master of Ceremonies.) 
Bring in two whose trade is 
To deal extensively in bastinadoes ; 
And when that tuneful pair begin their dancing, 
Lay it on strong and keep the scoundrels prancing. 

M. of G. To hear is to obey. (Whispers aside.) 

Abou. Ho ! Pipes and Antes ! 
Ho ! fiddles, tabors, dulcimers and lutes ! 
Strike up ! 

Giaf., (to Mesrour.) This is enough to make a Jew sick. 

Mes. Come, Giaf., there's no escape ; let's face the music. 

Orchestra. 

Song — Mesrour — Solo. 

I once knew an ape 

Who got in a scrape 
By roasting raw chestnuts, egad ; 

For the fire was red hot, 

So get at them was not 
Such a verj safe matter, bedad. 

So he said to a cat, 

"I'll give you a rat 
If you lend me the loan of your paws!" 

Says pussy, "Agreed — 

Friend in need's friend indeed !" 
So he raked them all out with her claws. 

Duo. 

Fizz, fizz, went the fire, 

Mew, mew, went the cat, 
While the neighbors all screamed, 

"What the devil are you at?" 



Says the cat to the ape, 

"Now you're out of tne scrape — 
Fork over the rat, if you please, 

And don't be the brute 

That you were in the suit 
Of Puss versus Pussy for cheese I" 



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Says the ape to the cat, 

"That giving the rat, 
Poor pussy, was all in my eye; 

But your sharp little claws 

Are singed off your paws, 
So you can't scratch me now if you'd try." 

Duo. 

"He I he!" grinned the ape; 

"Mew! mev^!" went the cat; 
"Catch me now, if you can!" 

Squeaked a jolly little rat. 

(Orchestra.) 

Both dance a Jig. Enter two men with Bastinadoes^ who lay it 

on in time. 

Mes. dGiaf, (alternately exclaiming,) Dent hit so hard — 
I'm black and blue. 

Omnes, (at intervals .) Hit 'em again. 

Abou. There, that will do. (Music ceases.) 

M. of C. We've caught the third who supped witu Aoon 
Hassan. 

Ear. , (aside.) My turn at last. I hope he'll have compassit n. 

Abou. Produce the dog ! 

M. of 0. Behold him. 

Abou. Say, you vile 
Enchanter 

Omnes. Bismillah ! 

Abou. You all smile. 
What's wrong ? 

Zara. nothing. 

Omnes. Nothing. 

Abou, (to Earoun.) Well, you] bloody 
Son of a sea serpent 

Omnes. Oh ! 

Abou. Since, soul and body, 
You've made me Caliph, where's the missing wag 
Who kindly entertained you last night, bag 
And baggage ? 

Ear. What ! my merry, peerless host 
Missing ? It can't be ! Is he really lost ? 

Abou. He must be lost, since I'm somebody else. 
Now, mark me ! Go where I— where Abou dwells ; 
Find him and have him here before sundown. 
If you don't find him— through this blessed town 
I'll have you all three driven, strapped on mules, 
Your faces to the tails. 

Zobe. That henceforth fools 
May try no tricks. 



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Har. Great Caliph, ere to-night 
Lost Abou Hassan shall be found. 

Ahou. All right. 

Zohe. He's lying, love. Give him a thousand lashes — 
Keep him a week on oyster shells and ashes. 
Bring back those fellows with the bastinadoes. 

Har., {aside.) So much for letting her be kissed. Have 
mercy, ladies ! 

Ttara. Omit the bastinadoes, great Alrashid. 

Zohe. Justice ! 

Ahou. Eh? 

Zara. Mercy ! 

Zohe. Justice ! 

Zara. Mercy ! 

Abou. Dash it, 
You rattle so I cannot hear a word 
You say. 

Zara. He looks so noble. 

Zohe. Such a gallows' bird 
I never saw. Bring in the bastinadoes. 

Zara. Mercy ! 

Omnes. Mercy, Alrashid ! Mercy ! mercy ! 

Ahou. Curse ye ! 
Silence all round ! 

Zara. And let's have breakfast. 

Ahou. Hey ! 
Breakfast? Bedad, I'd quite forgot. Away, 
My man. Have Abou Hassan here by dark, 
Or perish ! — I'm as hungry as a shark. 

M. of C. Prince of the Faithful, what shall breakfast be ? 

Ahou. Everything good in earth and air and sea. 

Zara. And while the cook ransacks the larder, shall we, 
Instead of bastinadoes, have the ballet? 

Abou. With all my heart, especially if they dance 
Something in. fashion (not very much more than twenty) years 
ago in France. 

(Orchestra.) 

BALLET— Pakt I. 

After Ballet enter Procession of Slaves with Breakfast. 

Ahou. Heaven, what a banquet! If they never find 
The man I was last night I shan't much mind. 
Fill full the goblets ! Mother, Zara, you 
My lady, one and all forthwith fall to ! 



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M. of C. An embassy from India in the hall 
Craves audience. 

Abou. Indians? Kill them all ! 
We'll have no peace until the last one's shot. 
On with the ballet! Phew ! the coffee's hot ! 

BALLET— Part II. 

M. of 0. An embassy of rebels from the North . 

Abou. Clap halters on their necks and lead them forth 
To instant execution. 

Zara. Cruel! 

Abou. Cruel? 
I'm told they've nothing left but pork and gruel. 
So hadn't we better wipe them out at once 
Than starve them slowly into skeletons? 
Than coolly drive them into stark perdition, 
And rack them with a vengeful inquisition? 

Zara. But mercy, Caliph, never falls in vain. 

Abou. Well, since methinks I've just begun to rei >n, 
No one perhaps will blame me if I grant 
A general amnesty. 

Omnes. That's what we want. 

Abou. Let us have peace all round, and no raorc hot he: 
A rebel once won back is twice a brother. 

BALLET— Part III. 

(To Zara.) My toes are itching. 

Zara. So are mine. 

Abou. Let's have a dance. 

Zohe. Stick to your wine. 
A Caliph never dances. 

Abou. No? 
Not dance, why that's a pretty go. 
No matter, Zara, conte along. 
Since we can't dance, let's have a song. 

(Orchestra.) 

Duo. 

Abou. Will you wed me, love, to-night? 
Zara. At what hour, at what hour? 
Abou. When the moonbeam first is bright 

On the fount and on the flower. 
Zara. When the sun's last crimson shaft 

Wanders back into his quiver; 
Abou. And all's silent save the waft 

Of the night-wind o'er the river. 



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Ambo. 

When earth with all its care 

Falls asleep with the dove, 
And naught seems waking, dear, 

But the stars and our love. 

Duo. 

Abou. Will you wed me, love, at e'en? 
Zara. Where, where shall we meet? 
Abou. Where the willows weeping lean 

O'er the fountain at their feet; 
Zara. Where our morn of love was spent 

'Mid the myrtles and the flowers; 
Abou. Where the violet never bent 

Beneath other steps than ours. 

Ambo. 

Fail not, love, to meet me there, 
At the twilight's purple close, 

When the dew-drop's virgin tear 
Gilds the lily and the rose. 

Abou. So, darling, give me a token 
To seal the vow just spoken. 

Zara. Do you fear it will be broken ? 

Abou. No ; but if one of those fairy spells 
Should change me again into somebody else, 
I'd like something tangible to prove 
That I, after all, am your only love — 
Just for fear of accidents, you know. 

Zara. Well, darling, since you mill have it so, 
Let this rosebud from my hair attest 
That of all mankind I love you best. 

Abou. Thank you — I feel profoundly blest. 
Pin it tightly to my vest. (S fie fastens the flower.) 

M. of 0. Will not the Caliph (Presenting goblet.) 

Abou. Take a pull ? 
Before he dances ? Fill it full. (Drinking.) 

Zara, (aside.) I'm sure they've drugged the cup again. 

Har., (aside) Soon ends poor Abou Hassan's reign. 

Abou. Music ! Come, Zara, I'm your man ! 
Waltz, Polka, Redowa, Can-Can, 
Or what you will (Staggering a little.) 

Zara. Why, you must feel 
Your liquor ? 

Abou. Just enough to reel. 
Music ! Come, mother, join the fun ! 
Fall in, you courtiers, every single one ! 
Fall in ! (Staggers back.) 
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Har., (aside.) Behold, the hasheesh tells ! 

Abou. Just.as I feared, love, these infernal spells 
Are turning me into somebody else. 
Goodby, sweetheart ; don't marry till I wake — 
I'll soon be back again — 0, devil take 
This witchcraft ! 

Har. — sh ! His eyelids close. 

Abou. Zara, don't let them take my rose ! 

Zara. This is too cruel. 

Har. Slaves, prepare 
A curtained palanquin to bear 

Our Caliph home. And you (to Mother Mina) be near 
To watch him when he wakes. 

Mother M. To hear 
Is to obey. 

Har. Be secret, or beware ! 

(Enter Mamelukes or Slaves with Palanquin.) 
Chorus. 

Fee the pretty Palanquin, 

We've brought to put our Caliph in. 

Zara. It's a shame to serve him so! 

Omnes. Gently, gently, gently go. {Exeunt. 

CURTAIN. 



ACT III. 

Scene I. — Vestibule at Abou Hassans. Orchestra — March of palanquin 
or Finale of Second Act. Enter Mother Mina, followed by Slaves 
carrying Abou Hassan in the palanquin. He is transferred to a couch 
at side. 

Mother Mina. Here leave him and depart. How glad he'll be 
To find himself once more at home with me. 

(Exeunt Bearers with palanquin.) 
Orchestra — Melody of "Will you tved me, love, to-night? " 

Abou. Zara! 

Moth. M. What? 

Abou, (singing.) Will you wed me, love, to-night. 

Moth. M. He's dreaming still. 



Abou, (rising on elboiv.) Ho, Willow Wand, come here! 
Cluster of Pearls! Why, where the mischief, where, 
Where am I? Where's my Bride, my Queen, my Throne? 

Moth. M. G-et up, my son, it's late. 

Abou, (rubbing his eyes.) All gone, all gone ! 
Another metamorphosis ! But no, behold 
These jewelled slippers and this robe of gold. 
And, lo, the very rose she gave me! so 
I'm Caliph still. Master of Ceremonies, go 
Inform Queen Zara that her bridegroom's waiting. 

Moth. M. My son, what means this miserable prating? 

Abou. Am I not Caliph ? 

Moth. M. You, my merry wag ? 
You Caliph ? that's a good one. 

Abou. Lying hag, 
Down on your knees before the great Haroun ! 

Moth. 31. The great Haroun ! Poor Abou, last night's moon 
Hath made thee mad. Keep quiet while I pray : 
I know a charm will chase the fiend away. 

(Orchestra — a la Macbeth.) 

Round about your couch I trail 

Woven pace and waring hand ; 
Good o'er evil must prevail, 

Spirits, hear your Queen's command. 
Eblis a vaunt, 

Afrites and Gholes, 
Peri and Genie, 

Back to your holes. 

Abou, (sitting up.) That's some witch that hath taken my 
mother's shape; 
How she purrs like a cat, how she grins like an ape. 

I've a notion to Say, witch, who else but the Caliph 

Wears slippers like these? Aha, do you quail? 

Moth. M. If 
These shoes are the Caliph's, as seems only too 
Likely, its all up with me and with you. 

Abou. You don't mean I stole them? 

Moth. M. How else could you get them ? 
They'll hunt you and hound you and hang you 

Abou. Ha, let them 
Just try it. Observe all this golden brocade, 
This cloth of the sun ; did I steal that, you jade? 
Am I king-thief of Bagdad ? 

Moth. M. Indeed, I'm afraid 
That you are. 

Abou. And this same precious flower 
That my Zara pinned fast o'er my breast not an hour 



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Ago, is a lie and a dream and a theft ? — 
And the kisses that Queen Zobeide just left 
On my cheeks 

Moth. M. Gracious Allah, why hast thou bereft 
My poor boy of reason ! 

Abou. Thou withered old cinder. 
Ho, somebody chuck this old fool out the window. 
Will nobody answer ? You ill-omened witch, 
You've enchanted us all. {Snatches cane from her.) 

Moth. M. heaven, don't pitch 
Into your mother ! Dear Abou, don't beat me. 

Abou, (beating her.) Am I not Caliph ! 

Moth. M. No. 

Abou. No ! 

Moth. M. I entreat you, 
Don't hit me ; I'm old and don't wear the bend. 

Abou. Then acknowledge me Caliph ! 

Moth. M. Allah, defend 
Thy servant ! (Breaks away to window.) 

Help ! help ! all ye faithful, attend ! 
Abou Hassan is killing me ! 

Abou. Eunuchs >md guards, 
Range yourselves round your Caliph and any rewards 
That you ask are your own ! 

(Enter Neighbors.) 

Neighbors. What's the row? what's the matter? 

Mother M. He says he's the Caliph. 

Neigh. He Caliph ! 

Abou. I flatter 
Myself that I am ; that nobody will dare 
To gainsay the fact when I happen to wear 
Full proof on my person. Just look at my sandals. 

(Kicking up Can-can fashion.) 

Neigh. you unblushing thief. 

Abou. you ignorant vandals. 
Just look at my robes ! (Strutting.) 

Neigh. He has plundered the palace. 
Police ! Ho police ! (Galling from windoiv.) 

Abou. I defy all your malice. 
Help me out of this scrape, O my Queen Zobeide. 

Neigh. His Queen Zobeide ! here's a madman indeed. 

(Enter Guard of Mamelukes.) 
Moth. M. Dont hurt him, he's mad but he soon will recover. 



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Abou. I'm Caliph, I tell you ! 
Neigh. Whose reign shall be over 
A madhouse. 

Abou. True Caliph, just look at these shoes. 
Neigh. Just look at his shoes ! Oh you thief. 
Moth. M. the goose. 

Abou. Cast your eyes on these robes and acknowledge Haroun. 
Neigh. Yes, look at his robes, the thief ! 
Moth. M. the loon. 

Abou.. Just look at this rosebud that sighs for the moon. 
(Orchestra — Chorus. ) 

Neigh. To the madhouse ! 

Abou. Mamelukes and eunuchs attend me. 

Chorus. To the madhouse ! 

Ahou. Allah and angels, befriend me ! 

Moth- M. Acknowledge thy error. 

Abou. Acknowledge me Prince 
Of the Faithful. 

JYeigh. Blasphemer ! and pray tell us since, 
Since tolieri are you Prince of the Faithful? Come march ! 

Abou. Down, down on your knees, I'm as stubborn as starch ! 

Chorus. To the madhouse ! 

Moth. M. I must run back to Court lest some evil befall. 

Chorus. Come along ! Come along ! 

Abou. Lo, I spit on you all ! 

Chorus. To the madhouse ! 



SCENE II. 

Great Hall in Palace of Caliph. Haroun and Zobeide on throne. 

Zara, Gtiaear, Eunuchs, Mamelukes, Dancing Girls, Attendants. 

Orchestra. 

Zobe. Dear Zara, what ails you? Don't mope. 

Zara. I'm not moping. 

Zobe. Your Abou will shortly be back. 

Har. I am hoping 
Each instant to see him. 

Zobe. Cheer up, little pet. 

Zara. I've a very bad headache. 

Zobe. Or heartache ? 

Har. Don't fret. 



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Mesrour, as you know, has gone after our friend. 
Soon all jokes in a genuine wedding shall end. 

Zara. But suppose he's imprison'd for stealing your robe, 
Or slain for asserting 

Har. — — he kissed the great Zobe- 

eide ? 

Zobe. So he did, and a prettier kiss 
Never came off. Cheer up, Zara — nothing amiss 
Can possibly happen. 

Zara. That wicked Mesrour 
Would rather devour than defend him, I'm sure ! 

Zobe. Now, don't be a baby. The sun has not set. 
There's time for that meeting by moonlight yet. 

(Mother Mina heard crying outside.) 

Har. A voice of wailing — let the mourner in. 

(Enter Mother Mina, veiled, weeping.) 

Moth. M. Prince of the Faithful, it's a sin, a sin ! 

Zara, (crying out toith Mother Mina.) Just as I said. I'm sure 
he's dead or dying. 

Har. What is a sin, and wherefore all this crying ? 

Moth. M. They've taken him off. 

Zara, (gasping.) My poor Abou ! 

Har. Off where ? 

Moth M. To the madhouse ! 

Zara. I see his eyes glaring. Ha ! ha ! {Frantically.) 

Zobe. This is sad. Rouse 
Thyself, poor little pet. Haroun, it's a shame. 
Send Giafar to rescue him, 

Giaf. First let them tame 
The youngster a little. 'Twill do him no harm. 

Zara, (flying at him.) You monster ! 

Giaf. 1 like that. Why, didn't he warm 
My back till it burnt and my heels till they blistered? 

Har. What said he on waking ? 

Moth. M. Talked big and insisted 
He still was Alrashid. 

Har. What next ? 

Moth. M. When I tried 
To bring him to reason, he swore that I lied, 
Flew at me and beat me and pounded me so, 
That I called in the neighbors. 

Zar. me, here's a go ! . 
Beats his mother ! 



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Har. That's jolly. So, Madam, your tears 
Are not for the beating you got, but for fears 
Lest the rascal who beat you himself should get scarred ? 

Moth. M. When was mother, since Eve, on a son ever hard ? 

Master of C. Great Prince of the Faithful, Mesrour is in sight. 

Har. With Abou ? 

Master of C. With Abou. 

Har. So Zara all's right 
But I want you to play one more trick, little sprite. 
A word in your ear. (Whispers. She hesitates.) 

Dost thou hear me. 

Zar. pray 
Excuse — 

Har. Must I speak twice ? 

Zar. I hear and o*bey. 

(Aside.) Poor Abou I'm really tired of teasing him, 
I'd rather be thinking of wedding and pleasing him. 
My curse on all Princes ! • Hurrah for the day 
When Caliph and king shall have both passed away ! 

(Exit, glancing back at Abou entering.) 

(Orchestra.) 

(Enter Mesrour awe? guard with Abou bareheaded, bruised, tattered 
and in a state of dilapidation, moaning and sobbing. Mesrour 
carries the royal robes and slippers. Willow Wand, Cluster of 
Pearls and Chorus gather round him, jeering at him and pulling 
him about.) 

(Orchestra.) 

Chorus. 

What's the matter, Abou Hassan, 
Roaring like a bull of Bashan, 
What has put you in a passion? 

Abou. 

Fiends attacked me, 
Woolled and whacked me, 
Hewed and hacked me, 
Wronged and, racked me. 

Chorus, 

It's a shame, a mortal shame, sir. 
Oome and tell us what their names were; 
They'll be made to answer soon. 

Abou. 

Take me, friends, unto your keeping, 
Tho' I'm nearly blind with weeping, 
Let me see the great Haroun. 



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Solo and Chorus. 

Let|?l e | see the great Haroun. 

Bis. What's the matter, Abou Hassan, 
What has put him in a passion? 

Chorus. 

Tell us, tell us why you're battered, 
Why your dress is torn and tattered, 
Why your face with blood is spattered? 

Abou. 

4 Demons found me, 

Grinned around me, 
Beat and bound me, 
Then discrowned me. 

i Chorus. 

It's a shame, a mortal shame, sir. 
Come and tell us what their names were; 
They'll be made to answer soon. 

Abou. 

Am I dreaming, am I waking? 
Every bone in me is aching. 

Let me see the great Haroun. 

Solo and Chorus. 

Let-j j^® I see the great Haroun. 

Bis. What's the matter, Abou Hassan, 
Roaring like a bull of Bashan? 

(He is brought before Haroun.) 

Haroun. Speak, fellow, thy business. 

Abou, (looking up, then rushes back, overturning all on right.) 
Bismillah, the dervise ! 

Har., (sternly.) Thy name? 

Abou. Abou Hassan, great Prince, at thy service. (Rushes 
back, overturning all on left.) 

(Aside.) Lord, and I ordered him strapped to a mule 
And driven tail foremost ! 

Har. Mesrour, has this fool 
Lost his tongue ? 

Mes. He is less of a fool than a knave. 

Abou., (aside.) So he's Mesrour and /had him licked. 

lies. The base slave 
Made off with your Majesty's gold robes and shoes, 
Swearing he was our Caliph. 

Har. He Caliph, the deuce ! 



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lies. They were taking him off to the madhouse when I 
Caught a glimpse of the scamp as I chanced to pass by, 
So to get the young gentleman out of his trouble, 
I ordered the officers present 

Ahou. To double 
The number of lashes prescribed ! 

Har. Ah, I see. 

lies. But not on your bare back, as you did for me. 

Ahou, (aside.) I feel I'm a goner ; he'll never forgive 
The licking I gave him. 

Har. Shall this robber live? 
Say Giafar, my vizier, I leave it to you. 

Ahou, (aside.) That's Giafar, his vizier ! I had him licked too. 

Giaf. Let him dance for his bacon, as we did before him, 
While Mesrour and I swing the Castanets o'er him. 

Mes. Just give us the drumsticks and strike up a jig : 
Between us, old Giaf., we'll soon finish this prig. 

Moth. M. They'll kill him W 

Zobe. Have pity ! 

Har. What pity had he, 
When he was the Caliph, I wonder, on me? 
Maltreated my vizier, made love to my Queen — ] 

Ahou. No, she made love to me ! 

Zohe. you wretch ! 

Ahou. I didn't mean — 

Zohe. Yes you did. 

Ahou, (crying.) No I didn't. The fact is I'm green, 
As green as a gosling but ten seconds old. 

(Approaching and kneeling to Haroun.) 
Great Prince, I perceive I've been horribly sold. 
I see it all now : you were all very smart, 
But since the joke's over, pray let me depart. 

Har. No: the scandal of stealing my slippers and vest 
Has cost us the life of the one you loved best. 
From the moment you left us she cannot be found, 
Some say she's a maniac, some say that she's — 

(Orchestra.) 

(Chorus of maidens heard approaching, chanting an oriental dirge ; 
finally enter in procession.) 

Chorus. 

Drowned' ! 

Drowned ! drowned ! 
Deep in the fountain neath the willow 

There there was her body found, 
Under the wave was her' crystal pillow. 



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Ahou. My Zara dead ! 

Moth. M. My daughter drowned ! 

Ambo. Bismillah ! 

Moth. M. And you to kill her ? 
You of all others, you her husband brother ! 
Somebody catch me. 

Ahou. Somebody catch my mother. 

Har. What shall his doom be ? his sister and bride, — 
She was both — he has slaughtered ; 'tis ours to decide 
Retribution. 

Giof. The first step will be to provide 
Retribution in kind. 

Mes. Make him marry some witch 
Who will carefully keep him in check with her switch. 
Some desperate she-devil, lame, ugly and old, 
With a claw that can scratch and a tongue that can scold. 

(Orchestra.) 
He 

Bring in the old nurse of my mother. 

Duo. 

Bring in the old nurse of his mother. 

Chorus. 
Bring in the very old nurse of his mother. 

Jihou. Hold 
My heart ! You sinews bear me stiffly up 
To drain the last fell drop in sorrows cup! 

(Enter Zara on crutches disguised as an old woman.) 

There's a nice bride? (Aside. 

Har. My venerable nurse, 
Wilt take this man for better or for worse ! 

Zar. Just let me, sweet Prince, have a look at him first. 
Why he isn't so ugly ! My stars he's quite young. 
But, my ! hasn't somebody cut out his tongue? 
Won't you love me my honey ? 

Ahou. Venus and Mars, 
Must I mary my grandmother ? All ye chaste stars 
Shut your eyes ! 

Zar. Here's my hand. 
Ahou. Zounds, it feels like the claw 
Of a vulture. Well, grandmother, give us your paw. 
(Orchestra — A Comic Dance.) 

(Zara throws away one crutch.) 
Ahou. There goes one leg. Hurrah ! keep it up little mother. 
(Aside.) She'll drop dead if I dance her clean off of the other. 



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Zar.y {dancing away hard.) I feel twenty years younger. 

{Throws away other crutch.) 
Abou. Bedad, it's no joke 
To keep up with her. 

Zar., {throwing off her cloak.) Somebody pick up my cloak. 
Stand up to it, honey! 

Abou. She'll never be done. 
Nothing's left of her now but her skeleton. 
Zar. Another round, duck. 
Abou, {aside.) my lord ! 
Zar. Come along ! 

Abou. Heaven and earth, ancient dame, this is going it strong. 
( They strike a new figure, after which Abou falls out. \ 
I'm used up ! 

Zar. Don't you know me? 

{Throws off veil and rest of disguise.) 
Ahou. What, Zara, the drowned ! 

Zar. But you know, dearest Abou, my body was found. 
Abou. Then, henceforth, as my bride, soul and body, 1 claim 
you. 
Outwitted all round, but, bedad, it's a shame, you 

too were against me. 
Zar. Alrashid commanded, 
I had to obey. 

Abou. I'm no match single-handed. 
For you all. {Kneels before throne.) 

Great Alrashid, forgive all my folly. 
Har. 'Tis I who have sinned, so arise and be jolly. 

{Taking Abou by hand and advancing.) 
( Orchestra — Duo . ) 
Har. 

While I have a heart to feel, 

While I have a dime to lend, 
You shall never miss a meal, 

You shall never want a friend. 
- While I've coals to cook a steak, 

And a cup of wine to quaff, 
And a crust of bread to break, 

We will share it half and half. 

Har and Abou. 

Let the world wag as it may, 

Till the hurly burly ends, 
Till the mountains melt away 

You and I are henceforth friends, 

Abou. 

While the ocean hides a pearl, 

While the heavens hold a breeze, 

While a man may love a girl, 

While the song birds seek the trees ; 



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While a frog is left to croak, 

While the lion shakes his mane, 
While the acorn's on the oak, 

May our good Alrashid reign. 

Abou and Haroun. 

Let the world wag as it may, 

Till the hurly burly ends, 
Till the mountains melt away, 

You and I are henceforth friends. 

Har. Your hand on the bargain ! Fast friends evermore ! 

Abou. Evermore. {Aside.) But I'll pay him back before 
The year's over. He laughs best who laughs last. 

Har. 'Tis time love's true knot were made fast. 

Zobe., {imperially.)) In garments of snow let the bride be 
attired. 

Har., (imperially.) In robes of the sun be the bridegroom 
arrayed. 

Zobe. Ho matrons and maidens your help is required. 

Har. Ho gentlemen lend Abou Hasson your aid. 
Let him shine like the sun. 

Zobe. Let her glow like the moon. 
Thus sayeth the Queen. 

Har. And thus sayeth Haroun. 

( Orchestra — March . ) 

Procession of women file off on one side with Zara and Mother 
Mina ; procession of men file off on other side with Abou, 
Mesrour and Giafar following. 

lies., \to Giaf., sotto voce.) Shall I punch in his head? Shall 
I give him a cuff? 

Giafi Let him marry, that's punishment, surely, enough. 

Mes. But she's pretty ; and what I detest is to see 
A pretty girl marry any other than me. 

Giafi I'll bet you a mule ere they're half through their honey- 
Moon, mark, they'll be wholly cleaned out of their money. 

lies. There's some hope of their starving then? 

Giaf. Yes, for of all 
Extravagant creature's, that dangerous doll 
Of a Zara's the worst. we'll see ! we'll see ! 

Mes. Then, perhaps, when he's bankrupt he'll sell her to me ? 
Eyes right — forward — close up — file left ! Too-ral-loo ! 
Ere he's married a month, Giaf? 

Giaf. He'll sell her to you. 

(Exeunt processsion, Abou, Zara, Mother Min»a, Giafar bringing 
up the rear of the men, Mesrrour of the women.) 



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Har. Now, my Queen, while our friends for the bridal 
prepare, 
Shall we have hack the ballet? 
Zobe. Most certainly, dear. 

(Orchestra.) 

Blaster of C. 

Bring in the Caliph's Corps de Ballet. 

Duo. 

Bring in the Caliph's celebrated Corps de Ballet. 

Chorus. 
Bring in the. Caliph's very celebrated Corps de Ballet. 

BALLET. 

(After which re-enter processions from either side, led respectively 
by Mbsrour and Giafar. Abou and Zara in rear, who, as they 
meet, join hands in centre of stage.) 

Abou, {trying to lift her veil.) Is it you or your grandmother ? 
Come let me see. 

Zar. Why, yes, I'm afraid that it's really me. 

(He lifts veil. She stands abashed.) 

Mes., (comically, half mimicking, and half indignant.) 
Why, yes, I'm afraid that it's really she. 

(Moves towards the throne in rear.) 
Chorus. 

To the Bridal! To the Bridal! 

Scatter gold and scatter flowers ! 
To the Bridal ! To the Bridal ! 

Drown in wine the rosy hours. 

Spirits all of earth and air, 

Fairies near and fairies far, 

Every planet every star 
Smile upon the. happy pair ! 

CURTAIN. 



4B 



ACT IV. 

Hall at Abou Hassan's, as in Act I. Zara. on sofa at side. Two slave 
girls fanning her. Curtained bedstead in centre. 

Slave Girl, (as Zara examines her r ngs, &c.) Those rings 
are very pretty. 

Zar. But the Queen 
Has prettier. Ah me, you should have seen 
A diamond necklace I saw yesterday. 
If I had that, I guess nobody' d say 
The Queen has prettier. 

8. Girl. Why not buy it ? 

Zar. Poh, 
Suppose I asked and Abou should say no ? 
How flat I'd feel. It costs a mint of money. 

S. Girl. Does Abou Hassan ee'r refuse his honey 
Anything ? 

Zar. True : but then he's sometimes vexed, 
And looks as if he wondered, well, what next? 
I'll ask him though and take an affidavit 
To stop all flirting if he'll let me have it. 

(Enter Abou Hassan down centre, looking as if he'd just got out of 
his coffin ; all in white, except a red Fez on his head. Aproaches 
unperceived, smoking his pipe. 

S. Girl. If he won't let you, sue for a divorce. 

Zar. Married a year and sue for a divorce? 

S. Girl. It's all the fashion. 

Zar. Yes? 

S. Girl Of course. 

Abou, (at her side unperceived.) Of course! 
( Zara screams at his ghost-like appearance. He sits beside her 
on sofa; at a gesture from him- exeunt the two slave girls ) 

Zar. how you scared me ! Feel my heart ! I took 
You for a ghost. You don't know how you look ! 
Why did you put on that most horrid rig ? 

Abou. Because I dreamed last night I saw them dig 
My grave ! 

Zar. Your grave ! 

Abou. I'll die to day ! 

Zar. Dont jest 
On such a subject. 

Abou. So I thought it best 
To dress to suit the occasion. Now, you see 



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When the time comes and I pop over, dear, 
You'll only have to lay me on the hier 
Just as I am — all ready. 

Zar a. Ahou, don't ! 
I can't "believe you're dying, and I won't. 

Abou. In half an hour you'll see me dead enough- 
Behold my life go out just as you snuff 
A candle. 

Zar., (weeping.) 0! 0! 0! 

Abou. Come, that's too strong : 
You know you'll never be a widow long. 

Zar., (caressingly.) But Abou — 

Abou. Well? 

Zar. Dear Abou — 

Abou. Yes. 

Zar. Before 
You go — before we part for evermore, 
Grant me but this. 

Abou. I grant it in advance. 

Zar. In the bazaar, the other day, by chance, 
I saw the nicest necklace — 

Abou. Ah? Proceed. 

Zar. And mayn't I have it? 

Abou. Certainly. 

Zar., (dapping her hands.) Indeed! 
You don't know what it costs? 

Abou. No matter what : 
It's all the same. 

Zar., (kissing him.) Then, darling, on the spot. 

I'll take the money. 

Abou. Yes, love, take the key 
And help yourself. Ope ! Open sesame ! 

(Zar A touches the secret panel, ivhicli flies open, discovering all 
the shelves empty.) 

Take what you want. Fill purse and pouch and pocket, 
Then shut the door, my dear, and double lock it. 

Zar., (recoiling.) All gone! Gone where? 

Ahou. You ouy;bt to know : You spent it. 

Zar. I've ruined you? 

Ahou. Yes. 

Zar. Heavens, I never meant it! 
I'll sell my hoops, my hair, sell every jewel — 

Ahou. I'd ne'er survive a sacrifice so cruel. 



Enter MotheTR Mina, hastily.) 



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v Marg. The butcher, brewer, goldsmith, sheriff, baker 
Are back again ! 

Abou. 'Tis time the undertaker 
Called too ! 

Moth. M. The undertaker! What, my son? 

Abou. Yes, mother, Abou's sands are nearly run ! 
Dismiss our creditors and bid them call 
To-morrow : Zara'll pay them, one and all. 

Moth. M. They won't believe you. 

Abou. Tell them that it's swore on 
The prophet's beard and also on the Koran. 

{Exit Mother Mina.) 

I feel the hour approaching ! 

Zar. Don't die yet ! 
They say that death's even worse than being in debt. 

Abou. Don't you believe them, duck : it's better fun 
To die than live tormented by a dun. (Starts.) 

Behold, my lips grow pale, my eyes grow dim — 
Adown the stream of time I seem to swim 
A snow-white swan — and. as I float along, 
The rushes tremble to my dying song. 
(Orchestra — Song. ) 
Abou — Solo. 

I am drifting with the wind, 

Toward the billow, toward the billow ; 
All my playmates left behind, 

'Neath the willow, 'neath the willow. 
All alone, all alone, 

Toward the sunset I am sailing — 
I hear the storm-cloud moan 

And the heart of ocean wailing. 
Friend, friend upon the shore, 
Are we parting evermore ! 

Bless me, bless me ere I go, 

Let your eyes upon me linger : 
Lo ! I melt, as melts the snow, 

'Neath the pressure of your finger. 
As I roam, as I roam, 

Earth grows dim and heaven grows nearer : 
Have I lost or found a home? 

Answer, answer, which is dearer ! 
Friend, friend beyond the tide, 
I am sailing to thy side ! 

{Re-enter Mother Mina.) 

Ahou. Come, mother, it's high time to lay me out. 
Moth. M. What, in the Prophet's name, are you about? 
Abou. Now, Zara, hurry to the Queen and tell her 
Thy Abou's dead — died suddenly, poor fellow ! 



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Dishevel thy hair, put chalk upon thy cheek 
Beat thy breast fiercely, slap thy face and shriek, 
Cry your eyes out ! — and, if I'm not mistaken, 
She'll give you gold enough to save our bacon, 
And buy that necklace. 

Zar., {clinging to him.) Don't die just for that. 

Abou. Do as 1 tell you : die, I must, that's flat, 
Fly to thy mistress as the swallow flies, 
And, mind you're back in time to close my eyes. 

Zar., {embracing.) My love— farewell ! 

Abou , (embracing.) Farewell, my dove, my treasure ! 
Bring gold enough to fill a bushel measure. (Exit Zaka.) 

Now, mother. (Taking off fez.) 

Moth. M. Now, my son. 

Abou, (giving bandage.) This bandage white 
Around my jaws — 

Moth. M., (tying it.) Yes. 

Abou. Hang it, not so tight. 
Don't I look dead — dont I look very dead ? 

(Folding hands and shutting eyes,) 
Won't I look deader when I'm laid abed. 

Moth. M. Don't make a farce of death, my son, take care: 
Its never safe to carry a jest too far. 
I've read of wags s who just by way of joke, 
Slept in a coffin — 

Abou, (starting.) Ha ! 
Moth. M. And never woke. 

Abou. Ha ! (Tragic start as if shot through the heart.) 

Moth. M. I told you so. 

Abou. Somebody hold my head. 
Lead me to yonder couch. Good bye. I'm dead. 

(She assists him to the bed in centre.) 

Moth. M. Say, Abou, are you sick or only shamming? 

Abou. Peace, woman, don't you hear the prophets psalming? 

(Orchestra ) 

Compose my pillow — so : tie up my feet, 
And over all my body fold the sheet. 
That's it. Now light the tapers, but be certain 
You don't set fire to our new silk curtain. 

(She lights tapers at head of bed.) 

Moth. M. What else? 

Abou. At yonder window take your seat 
And tell me all that goes on in the street. 
No signs of Zara? 
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Moth. M. None. 

Abou. She's not as quick 
As usual. {Kicking and turning a little,) 

Dead folks must get very sick 
Of one position. 

Moth. M. Coming ! 

Abou Bless the jilt ! 
Who's with her? 

Moth. M. Nobody! 

Abou. That's good. 

Moth. M. Full tilt 
She's running. 

Abou. Does she carry weight? 

Moth. M. I think so : 
Her apron's full of something. 

Abou, {Raising his head.) 

Gold, hy jingo. 

{Enter Zara, breathless, her apron full of gold bags.) 

God "bless my precious pet, my fairy prize, 
Back just in time to close your Abou's eyes. 
Come kiss me. 

Zar., {reeling.) I've been running like a horse : its 
Been too much for me : unlace my corsets ! 

{She staggers as if about to fall. Abou springs out of bed to 
catch her, forgetting that his feet are tied, and tumbles down. 

Abou. Untie my feet ! 

Zar. Undo my stays ! 

Abou, {tugging at bandage.) bother! 

Zar., {as Mother Mina unlaces her.) Somebody cut these rib- 
bons or I'll smother. 

Abou, {tearing off bandage.) Confound it ! 

{Jumping up and catching Zar a.) 
Zara, Zara, speak, what ails thee ? 

Zar. I cannot speak : a deadly chill assails me : 
I ran too fast — but yet I saved thy life ! 
Then break my heart and welcome ! {falling in his arms.) 

Abou, {momentary tableau.) my wife ! 

Zar. You'll find the gold, two hundred pieces clear, 
Safe in my apron. 

Abou. my thoughtful dear ! 

Zar. Stretch me upon the bier and cease to mourn, 
You'll soon get rich again when Zara's gone. 

Abou. She's dying in earnest ! Woe, treble woe ! 

Moth. M. Aha, I knew it ! Hah, I told you so. 



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Zar., {taking Abou's hand.) Go to the Caliph — beat your 
bosom — tear 
Your hair out by the roots — put on an air 
Of madness mixed' with absolute despair: 
Weep if you can — and if you cannot weep, 
Howl like a hound that's hunting a lost sheep : 
Tell him your blessed Zara's gone to glory, 

And so (archly) 

you'll get two hundred pieces more. 

Abou. Why, 
You little witch ! No wonder I adore ye. 

Zar. Quick, ere the Caliph leaves the hall of state 
And meets the Queen ; she'll tell him, sure as fate, 
What passed between us, and 'twill be too late 
To gull him then. 

Abou, (rapidly changing dress.) That's so. Farewell, my bride, 
But mind you die as if you'd really died. 
Dress for the fancy sepulchre with all 
The care you'd widress for a fancy ball, 
And now to catch Alrashid ere he meet 
The Queen. Is that blamed bandage off my feet ? 

Motli. 31. Yes ; fly, my boy ! Be prudent. 

Zar a. And be fleet. 

Abou. They may return with me, so stay dead, I entreat. 

(Exit Abou.) 

Zara. Jump, mother ; let us stow away our treasure. 
Ope Sesame ! ( The panel flies open.) 

(Handling gold bags.) Up with them ! What a pleasure 
To see our bank once more prepared to pay ! 

Moth. M. We'll pay too dearly for it ere the day 
Is over. What will great Alrashid say 
When he finds out 

Zara. Finds out we're living. Why, 
Would he be better pleased were we to die 
In earnest ? . He who frolics with a wag — 
Peasant or prince — must sometimes take last tag. 
Give me my nightgown, Ma, and mourning veil. 
My lips and cheeks might be a thought more pale. 

(Goes to mirror and paints her face white, ivhile Mother Mina 
hangs goiun and veil from bed.) 

Don't I look horribly ? another touch 
Will make me hideous. 

Moth M. Don't lay on too much. 
Here are the grave clothen. 



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Zar. (Putting them on.) That's soon done. And now 
What next ? 

Moth. M. This linen bandage round your brow 
And jaws. 

Zar. And jaws ? Don't tie 'em tight I pray, 
On any account : leave my tongue room to play : 
I'll feel so funny with my jaws tied tight : 
A woman might as well be dead outright 
As tongue tied. 

Moth M. Can't you hold your tongue a bit ? 

Zar. Looser, Mamma, or else I'll have a fit. 

Moth M. {At the top of her voice.) Stop talking will you ! — 
Jump into the bed ! 

Zar. Gracious alive, am I already dead ! 

Moth. M. Abou '11 be back, before you're in position, 
With all the courtiers, court, and court physician, 
Just think if you are caught in this condition. 

Zar. Well lay me out ! # (Jumps on the bed.) 

Moth M. {Arranging sheet, &c.) Keep quiet now, don't grin, 
Or stir, or 

Zar. (Starting up screaming.) Ouch ! 

Moth. M. What's wrong? 

Zar. Take out this pin. 

Moth. M. Now, then, shut up. Keep both your feet upright, 
Clasp both your hands — close lips and eyelids tight — 
Keep your nose well up {Moving away to wi> dow.) 

Zar. Ma, I feel a kind o' 
Skeery. Where are you? 

Moth. M. Only at the window, 
Watching for Abou. 

Zar. Is he coming? 

Moth. M. Yes. 

Zar. Who's with him ? 

Moth. M. Nobody.. 

Zar. That's bully ! Bless 
The stars ! Can't I get up ? 

Moth. M. Not till he's here ; 
It won't be long ; he's running like a deer. 

Zar. Has he no bundle ? 

Moth. M, Yes, across his back 
There's dangling something very like a sack. 
But here he is to answer for himself. 

Zar. I hope he brings more gold-bags to our shelf. 

(Enter Abou running, unslings a sack, filled with gold-bags, from 

his shoulder.) 



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Abou, (breathing hard.) I just had time to do the business 
nicely. 
A message from the Queen arrived precisely 
As I was leaving. Take these gold-bags, Ma. 
Don't get up Zara ; steady as you are. 

(Mother Mina stows the bags away on the shelves.) 

Zar What's the next operation, Abou? 

Abou. Why, 
Can't you imagine? 

Zar. Are we both to die? 

Abou. Of course ; what else ? Haroun must soon compare 
Notes with the Queen ; the Queen, of course, will swear 
It's I that died, while h a, will swear it's you. 
To end the quarrel they'll all come to view 
Our premises. Ho, mother, dress in black ; 
Tell all the slaves we're dead, then hurry back. 
Quick, for they'll soon be here. (Exit Mother Mina.) 

(Looking from toindow.) Yes, sure as fate, 
There's a big stir about the palace gate. 
I wish we once were well through with this antic ; 
I fear there are slippery things besides a pancake. 

Zar. Well, let's go through it, since the game's begun. 

Abou. Well said, my tulip. Here they come, full run. 
(Re-enter Mother Mina.) 

Afiou, (changing costume again.) Once more, ye robes sepul- 
chral. There, that's it. 
Fasten this bandage ; — tighter — Ouch ! I bit 
My tongue in half. 

Zar. I'm glad it wasn't me. 

Abou, (getting in bed.) Fix us all right, then call the slaves 
to see 
The double death ; the more they howl and weep 
The better. Farewell, gentle Zara; keep 
Still as a stone. 

Zar. I'll never budge an inch, 
And if you catch me snoring— — 

Abou. Well? 

Zar. Why pinch. 

(Orchestra.) 
(Mother Mina goes to both sides and beckons. A wild Oriental Dirge 

heard without; then enter double Chorus of Slaves. The knocking of 

Caliph'' s Guard heard blended with the lament. Then enter the 

Guard from Central Rear and form. Enter rapidly from Right 

Haroun, Mesrour and Eunuchs: from Left Zobeide, Giafar and 

Ladies of Court, encountering each other with, violent gestures, <$cc. 

Mother Mina kneels by the bed unobserved. 



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Har. I say it's Zara that's dead. 

Zobe. I say it's Abou that's dead, 

Har. I had it from his own lips she was dead. Didn't I, 

Mesrour? 
Mes. From his own lips. Some twenty-five times from his 

own lips. 
Zobe. And I had it from her own lips that he was dead. 
Didn't I, Giafar? 

Giaf. From her own lips ! some forty-five times or more from 

her own lips. 
Har. It was no ghost I saw, Madam, I can tell you that ! A 
'living man, Madam, — beating his breast — slapping his 
face — tearing his hair ! Wasn't it Mesrour? 
Zobe., {'pushing back Mesrour.) It was no ghost I saw, I can 
tell you that! A living woman, Sir, — beating her 
breast — slapping her face — tearing her hair ! Wasn't 
it, Giafar? 
Har., (pushing back Giafar.) I gave him two hundred gold 

pieces for her funeral. Didn't I, Mesrour? 
Mes. I put them with my hands into his hands, and saw him 

bounce off with them as if the devil were behind him. 
Zobe. I gave her two hundred gold pieces for his funeral. 

Didn't I, Giafar? 
Giaf. With these identical fingers I counted them out into 
her apron, and saw her shoot off with them like a deer. 

Mes. Giafar, allow me to look at your phrenologi -al organs ! 
(To Haroun.) Soft, sire — soft, 

Giaf. Mesrour, allow me a look at the whites of your eyes. 
Mad, my lady — hopelessly insane. 

Mes. Giafar, in spite of your age, I always entertained a pro- 
found respect for your word. 
Giaf. Proceed, sir 

Mes. I blush to acknowledge that I was the victim of an 
entirely misplaced confidence. 
Giaf. Indeed, sir. 

Mes. Excuse the little liberty I am about to take : you are a 
first-class liar, sir ; that's all, sir, — a first-class liar ! 

Zobe. Child of a cur, darest thou give the vizier the lie for 
upholding the word of his mistress ? 

Mes, Verily, he was right who wrote that women are de- 
ficient in sense and veracity. 

Zobe. Dog of a slave, thy sense is like that of the hen. 
Let me at him, Giafar ! I'll scratch his eyes out ! 

Har. Here's a mess, a lovely mess, an exquisite mess 1 



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(Orchestra.) 
Quartette and Double Chorus. 

liar., (stepping forward.) I say it's she, that's dead! 
Zobe. " " I say it's he that's dead! 

Mes. " " I say it's she ! 

G^'a/". " " I say it's he! 

Quartette. And so we never shall agree ! 

Har. 

Upon my soul I swear. 

Zobe. 

Upon the book I declare. 

Mes. 
That she's the one. 

Giaf. 

That Abou's done. 
Quartette. I'm not such a simpleton. 

Chorus. 
So let this clamor cease, Quartette- 

And let us wait in peace, " 

For it soon must come to light 
"Who is wrong and who is right. 



Agreed ! 



Dirge of Slaves introduced in combination with Chorus.) 

Ear. 

And am I such a mule, 

Zobe. 

And am I such a fool, 

Mes. 

That I should lie, 

Giaf 

Or I deny, 
Quartette. When there cannot be a doubt ? 

Har. 

So may I never rest! 

Zobe. 

And may I ne'er be blest! 

Mes. 

I'll never drink ! 

Giaf. 

I'll never wink ! 
Quartette. Until the matter is found out ! 

Chorus. 
So let this clamor cease, 
And let us wait in peace, 
For it soon must come to light 
Who is wrong and who is right. 

(Dirge of Slaves introduced in combination with Chorus.) 



Quartette — Agreed ! 

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Zobe. But, soft, behold that figure by the bed ! 
'Tis Zara ! 

Giaf. Weeping for her Abou dead. 

lies., (to Haroun.) Giaf. cannot tell ; his brain's so addled 
lately- 
A bride of twenty from a crone of eighty ! 

Har. Is it the mother ? 

Mes. Can't you see her shoulders? 
Two withered cross-bones warning all beholders. 

Zobe., (bending over the figure.) Weep not, my Zara, though 
your Abou moulders. 
Arise and tell us where your husband's laid. 

Moth M. , (rising.) You take me for my daughter, I am afraid. 

Mes. , (to Giaf?) You soap-head ! 

Har., (seizing Moth. M. by one arm.) Hither, Mother 

Zobe., (taking her other arm.) Hither ! tell me— — 

Har. Isn't it she that's dead? 

Zobe. Isn't it he that's dead? 

Mes. I heard her say her. 

Giaf. I heard her say him. 

Har. Answer good mother. 

Zobe. End all this brother. 

Mes. There, sbe says Zara. 

Giaf. There, she says Abou. 

Zobe. Answer, I pray. 

Har. Answer straightway. 

Mes. and Giaf. Don't keep us waiting all day. 

Moth. M. How can I answer when you all lour yell me 
Out of my senses. It is 

Har. Zara? 

Zobe. Abou? 

Mes. Zara? 

Giaf Abou? 

Zobe. Him, I'll take an oath ! 

Har. Her, I'll be sworn. 

Moth. M. Alas, its bo— bo— both ! ! 

Omnes. Both dead ! ! ! 

Moth M. Together stretched upon that bed. 

Har. Fold back the curtains, Mamelukes ! 

(Orchestra..) 
( The curtains are drawn back by the Mamelukes. The pair dis- 
covered side by side, hands clasped, fyc. A dirge- by orchestra. 

Tableau. 

Har. Allah alone is great ! 

Zobe. How sudden was the stroke of fate. 



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Giaf. Our sister Zara lives no more ! 

Mes. Our brother Abou's jokes are o'er ! 

Har. The faithful lovers could not live apart. 

Zobe. Love's legacy to love — a broken heart. 

Har. But who died first? 

Zobe. Why he did! 

Ear. She did !— Here!— 
My Garden of Delights against your Bower of Bendermere 
That she died first. 

Zobe. Done ! done ! Since time began, 
Who ever heard of any married man 
Dying of love? Wives sometimes do — men never. 

Ear. A thousand gold pieces to whomsoever 
Will tell me who died first. 

Abou, (rising in bed in his shroud.) Great Caliph, I did. 

(Orchestra.) 

(A crash of music. A grand movement of terror. Tableau.) 

I hope you'll see me instantly provided 
With those same thousand gold pieces. 

(Getting out of bed and kneeling on one knee.) 
Last tag, 

My gracious prince. 1 owed you one, and swore 
To pay you back with interest, before 
The year was out. 

Har. There is no other wag 
But Abou Hassan ! 

Zobe. Is she living too? 

Abou. Most beauteous Queen, as much alive as you. 
(Zobeide and Ladies encircle Zara, who rises amongst them.) 

Ear., (to Abou.) Arise, we're quits. I'm glad you are not 
dead. 
But what put such a trick into your head? 

Abou. Prince of the Faithful, must the truth be spoken? 
Zara's so — pretty, I'm completely broken. 
I spent one fortune — she just spent another 
In less than twelve-month — you may ask my mother. ^ 

Har. 'Tis well for thee Alrashid's purse is large, Sir. 

Abou. 'Tis well for me Alrashid's soul is larger. 

Ear. A word, my Queen. ( Whispers a moment ivith Zobeide.) 

Zar.. (ivhispering to Abou.) That necklace she now wears, 
That's the one — she's just bought it. 

Har. It appears 
I've lost my Garden of Delight. 

Zobe. That's so.. 



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Har. What says Queen Zobeide ? May I bestow 
The stake on Abou Hassan? 

Zobe. Let him take it. 
And, Zara, wear this necklace for my sake ; it 
May chance to please you. 

Zar. Ah, you read my eyes, 
My Queen. 

Har. And now behold the Paradise 
You've won ; 'twill puzzle Zara to run through 
The fortune that is now assigned to you. 
Bring in the Court Magician. 

(Orchestra.) 

Duo. Bring in the mighty Court Magician. 

Chorus. Bring in the high and mighty Court Magician, 

{Arise Magician in centre.) 

Har. Call in view 
The Garden of Delight ! 

Incantation. 

\. Slave of the Lamp, 

Leap from the mountain; 

Slave of the RiDg, 

Spring from the fountain, 

From our vision chase 

Intervening space. 

Bring before our sight 

The Garden of Delight! 



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